| Christmas on Wolf Drive |
[Dec. 5th, 2009|11:23 am] |
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At some point each Christmas, I close my eyes for a few seconds and I am taken back to a Magical time. When my mother’s parents were alive, Christmas Eve and Christmas Morning at their house on Wolf Drive was nothing short of Magical. I can still hear Perry Como playing on their outdated stereo near the tree. I can still hear my Grandma yelling out “Merry Christmas” from the kitchen the moment we walked in the door. She was always in the kitchen whipping something up. Wow I can even still hear the sound the door made when it opened.
It started on Christmas Eve, we would go over in the evening before church and my mother would drop off her gifts for all my cousins and her sisters and brothers, my aunts and uncles. My Grandparents would make it a point to stress that my mother had to leave room for the gifts that Santa Claus would be delivering that night. I would ask my Grandfather what entry route Santa had planned on coming in that year. He would explain it in such detail that I had no business not believing it. My Grandmother would have a cheese tray out with crackers and pepperoni with dips. She had a huge punch bowl with homemade punch that I was never allowed to have because of the alcohol content, but my Grandfather would manage to slip me a quick sip before we left for Church. Speaking of Church it used to literally be a Midnight Mass but has since changed to 9pm. One year I got the opportunity to serve the mass as an altar boy which I had always wanted to do. That night I had a severe earache which happened to disappear the minute I walked into Mass that night.
Christmas morning after opening all our gifts from Santa at home we would head over to Wolf Drive and usually arrive between 8-9am. I would always be the first to open the door (ahh theres that sound again) and be shocked at the amount of gifts that were under the tree. They had doubled, maybe even tripled size since the night before. “Santa Came last night!” my Grandfather would say and then the “Merry Christmas!” would come from the kitchen as my Grandmother made her way to the living room to give me the biggest hug and kiss of the year. Then the aroma hit my nose. The eggs, the bacon, the cinnamon rolls, the coffee, the home fries. My Grandmother had a philosophy that if 15 people were gonna be over at the house, she would cook for about 25. Breakfast was a display that was nothing short of Magical too, and I knew that if I was gonna tear into the many presents that awaited me, I would need some fuel afterwards, but AFTER the gifts, never before. Mom’s side always got me the cool gifts like video games and such, and I’d have a little while to play them at home before we had to go over my dad’s side of the family for dinner, where the lame gifts like clothes would come into play.
So as another Christmas comes around I look forward to setting new traditions with Lali and with my family. But I have to leave a little room for the Magic. I don’t ever want it to leave my memories.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays |
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| 4 years! |
[Jul. 16th, 2009|02:10 pm] |
Happy Anniversary to Lali and I
4 years ago today was when we first "met" as a couple, we had been together before then but it was the official first time.
Alot of the dreams/goals we had back then seemed very far off, like having our own place and such, but 4 years later we are just where we want to be, well not completely right babe? haha she wants the BLINGGG
It has been 4 awesome years full of good times, bad times, fights, kisses, trips, new additions to the family (the kittehs). The best part has been the awesome friends that we all have supporting us, so thank you guys.
I love you baby! |
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[Jun. 24th, 2009|12:54 am] |
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i think "reality tv show" is really an oxymoron....as much as they try to keep things real its still a tv show and im sure things are exaggerated to produce drama and encouraged to keep ratings high...otherwise it would just be documentary tv right? As much as i was a fan of jon and kate's show i find myself handing in my fan card...everything i loved about the show is over...its kinda like when i bought coldplays first album after hearing them on indie radio then next thing i know they are plastered all over the place and are on the pop radio channels every 5 mins...after awhile you get sick of it and really just want nothing to do with it anymore...jon went from being a father to some college kid looking to get laid and pushing his responsibilities to the side...it seems now that hes so lost he doesnt even wanna do the show anymore so if he has lost interest in his family then ive lost interest in him...i feel bad for the kids...shit i even feel kinda bad for kate which i never thought i would.... |
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| This Sundays Roadtrip: Hershey, PA!! |
[May. 30th, 2009|09:36 am] |
The Sweetest Place on Earth
Chocolatetown, USA
Just some of the nicknames to a quaint little town called Hershey, Pennsylvania. Only about a 90 minute drive from us, once you exit off the PA Turnpike you are transformed into a farmland heaven. Driving through Derry Township on a sunny day can be one of the most beautiful scenes you will ever see. The dairy farms all contracted with the Hershey company are scattered on the outskirts of the town, the cows are always out to say hi.
Eventually over the hills, the 2 Hershey smokestacks appear, as if something out of Willy Wonka. The "kissing tower" is also visible too if you look hard enough.
Here is a pic of a popular intersection in the town of Hershey. The factory is somewhat visible in the background. (photo courtesy of Wikipedia.org)
Our plans for tomorrow are to visit Chocolate World which is a building right outside the entrance of the park. In here you can take a free tour that shows you the chocolate making process. When you get off the tour you are given free choclate (normally a small sample of a new product or just a plain old hershey bar). You are let out into a gift shop (big suprise) and bakery. The bakery makes bangin homemade cookies. Past the shop and bakery is a food court and GIANT CANDY STORE that sells every kind of Reese's and Hershey product in any size you can imagine.
They also have trolly rides you can take through the town itself which we havent done yet but we are going to tomorrow. There is also something new called "The chocolate tasting adventure" that we are gonna do.
For lunch we are gonna go to one of our favorite homemade italian restaurants right on chocolate ave called Feniccis. Amazing food. My brother once ate their lasagna, which they give you a certificate for if you finish it because its insane and huge.
Another cool thing we love to do out that way is the Indian Echo Caverns which are about 10-15 mins outside of town and you pass the Reese's offices on the way! So cool. |
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| My 9/11 Story |
[May. 25th, 2009|12:13 pm] |
Being as its Memorial Day, and last night Lali and I watched a very good special on 9/11 which aired on the NatGeo channel, I figured I would reflect on my experiences not only that day but the events that surrounded it.
Packed away in one of my many boxes somewhere is an empty medicine bottle. It is a prescription for Buspar, a general anxiety disorder medicine, and it is dated September 10th, 2001. That is the day I started taking it.
I was suffering from a sudden panic that had caused me to go a few days without sleep. I couldnt sleep. I would try to go to classes at Rider University but I would sit there in a daze, often seeing lines of light across the room, a side effect of insomnia.
I had a dream, cant remember if it was a few days before the attacks or the night before, but it scared the daylights out of me. I was walking on the boardwalk down the shore, it was crowded. A plane had crashed into the ocean and caused a giant tsunami type tidal wave that crushed everything on the boardwalk.....i woke up in a sweat.
When the attacks happened I was online. A friend "IM'd" me on AOL and told me a small plane had hit the first tower. I turned on the news. I was getting ready for class that beautiful day, and suprisingly wasnt feeling all that bad. Until I saw the second plane hit the South Tower. The remote fell out of my hand, my arm was frozen, chills.....chills all over.
"Holy Shit"
I remember instantly deciding that I was not going to class that day and wanted to go somewhere where I wasnt alone. I jumped in my car and headed to my then girlfriends house. On the way I was on Route 195 and about 10 ambulances blew by me in the left lane all headed towards the Turnpike to help out. I couldnt believe how fast everything was happening. It didnt seem real.
I woke her up when I got to her house and told her what was going on. I remember when the buildings collapsed that my pager went dead because its antenna was on the North Tower. I watched 24 hour coverage of the news. Still couldnt sleep. As much as I didnt want to watch, I was drawn to it, I had to see it.
Eventually I got off the medicine, got my sleep back and returned to normal life. Thousands, millions of people to this day still havent and I feel for them. Just had to get this out. |
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| The Battle goes on..... |
[May. 5th, 2009|01:47 pm] |
So we have been back from Gettysburg about a week and I figured I'd share some of my experiences on here. I want to eventually post some MP3s of the audio evidence I caught I just have to figure out how to do that. In the mean time here's what happened....
My first experience was when we got to Sach's Covered Bridge on the first night of investigating. Everyone got out of the van and sort of headed right for the bridge, while I opted to take a dark and scary path that led straight into the woods and along a creek. Some people, like my girlfriend, believe going off on your own and investigating isnt such a great idea. But I believe sometimes its when you are alone that you are going to catch some evidence. The only problem is getting the others to believe you.
So I went off on my dark and scary path, flashlight in hand and digital recorder on. I asked no questions just walked, just footsteps of me walking through the woods along this dirt path. I came to a point where the water began to get louder and to my right was a giant open field. There were woods ahead of me. Up to this point I had not felt any kind of....well anything really, I felt fine. Then the paranoia hit me. I felt like there were eyes on me from the woods, multiple eyes. I decided I did not want to be out there by myself no longer and slowly turned around and headed back to where my family was, which was pretty far since I didnt realize just how far into the woods I had gone. Upon my review of the tape from that walk, about 20 mins exactly into it, you hear my footsteps then out of nowhere a voice whispers "Battle" right into my recorder. I did not hear it at the time and I was not talking at all during my walk, just listening.
The first night in our room there were no experiences. The second night at one point around 3am it felt like someone laid down between lali and I on the bed, i felt the pillow between us decompress as if someone laid their head down on it. Also that night i felt my foot get tapped as if someone was trying to wake me up.
The second night I decided to leave my digital recorder in the hallway since there were alot of reports of footsteps and moaning from the basement downstairs. I placed the recorder on a shelf with pictures on it, on a landing down the first flight of steps at approx 130am. Around 3am until about 430am you hear heavy breathing, sighing, footsteps and a voice saying things such as "help me, what happened, somebody help me, help me". This voice does not sound like its any part of this world. We did not hear any of this throughout the night and my family were the only ones staying at the inn, front doors were locked and the owners leave at night.
Some other things that happened were at a place called Devils Den where alot of death took place. Devils Den is littered with dozens of huge boulders and is a creepy place to be at night considering all the nooks and small caves you can wander into where some soldiers hid in between firing rounds. I caught a voice there saying "Help".
By the way if you want to get a better visual of what some of these places look like just google image search them or check wikipedia.org.
Another area we visited was called "Spanglers Spring" where the ghost of a woman in white is reported to be seen alot. She was engaged but something happened and she wound up going out there and killing herself. I was dying to catch a glimpse of her but did not see anything, however at one point I did hear footsteps right in front of me.
There were several other fields we visited such as the Wheatfield, Triangular Field, Iversons Pits and Culp's Hill but I did not really have any personal experiences there.
I must admit though I did not expect to catch as many voices as I did and I have no explanation for them. Even if you do sit back and say well hey mike how do you know the inn was not rigged or something, its a whole different story when you are there, you feel back in their time, you feel a presence of something. And even if I could try and debunk what happened at the inn, there is simply no way I could debunk catching a voice standing in the middle of a battlefield by myself. I want to go back really bad. I will try to get some audio stuff up for you all to hear soon. |
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| The Inn at Historic Cashtown |
[Apr. 25th, 2009|09:29 am] |
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Well, finally its here. My first official paranormal investigation. I am so excited!
Tomorrow, Lali and I will be piling in a 15-passenger van with 8 other members of my family and heading to Gettysburg, PA.
We will be staying at the Cashtown Inn, which was the site of a confederate HQ during the Civil War. Us being from NJ I am sure they will be happy to have us heh since we won the war!
The room Lali and I will be sleeping in was occupied by General AP Hill of the Confederate Army. It was also the room occupied by Grant during the "Fear Cage" episode of Ghost Hunters. There are reports of footsteps at night in the hallway and around the bed, picture frames moving, rocking chairs rocking, bed covers being pulled, someone sitting on the end of the bed.
Also we will be investigating the battlefields at night, hoping to catch an apparition or maybe an EVP of gunfire, rebel yells or something.
Time to go back to 1863....
Equipment I will be using for my investigation is as follows:
Flashlights (duh)
LOTS of extra batteries since the ghosts love to drain batteries
Canon MiniDV Camcorder
Sony Digital Recorder
Keyring Temperature Gauge
Sony Cybershot Digital Camera
LG Envy2 Cell phone (good to hold in bed incase i need emergency audio or video capabilities) |
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| Why Adam Lambert is the Anti-Christ.... |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|10:08 am] |
So today I'm in a blog type mood and after witnessing the worst version of Born to Be Wild I have ever heard/seen, I figured its time for me to chime in with my opinion.
Adam Lambert is the Anti-Christ.
Now lets back this up with some Biblical writings here....
Last night was the Top 7 correct? Yes
So I figure let me google some Anti-Christ stuff and see what I find. OH GEE WILIKERS LOOK AT THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP.....
Riddle of the Seven Kings, (the 3rd riddle): In the Book of Revelation, Chapter 17, Verses 10-11, it says, "There are seven kings. Five were, one is and one is to be. The Beast is the eighth and of the seven."
Coincidence? SEVEN KINGS? TOP 7?
So now we have established that the Anti-Christ is within the Top 7 of "something" and why not it be American Idol? Everyone in the world knows about it and millions watch.
Now I pulled up the 27 Characteristics of the Anti-Christ. Lets see if any of these have to do with good old Adam.
OH GEE WILIKERS LOOK AT NUMBER 3
3. He is different from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]
Adam is way different from anyone else on the show. From his presence to his voice to his horns sticking out of his head.
5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]
He is a cocky little bastard isnt he?
7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]
Hmmm Idol Success lasts about that much after the show right? 3 1/2 years? Sounds about right, although Kelly has def surpassed that mark, has anyone seen Ruben?
8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]
"As the winner of 2009 American Idol.......APRIL SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS.....ADAM!!!"
9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era [Dan 7:25]
He does seem to manipulate the band into doing whatever he wants. There seems to be alot more "production" into his performances than others. Hmmmmm perhaps he has already taken Ricky Minor into his realm.
13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]
He is a cocky little bastard isnt he?
15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]
"MY FIRST ALBUM SHALL BE CALLED WORSHIP ME IN THE TEMPLE OF ALL THAT IS ADAM.....AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON ITUNES SOON"
16. He will have “no regard for the desire of women”: He will either be asexual or homosexual [Dan 11:37]
17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]
Damn, he IS a cocky little bastard!
18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]
JESUS!.....errr I mean.....ADAM!
23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]
"To vote for Adam dial 1-866-IDOLS0?"
25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]
Well lets see, I could maybe see him using pyro-technics in the future and they COULD always blow up and set him on fire.....oh god....if he catches on fire thats really the end ahhhhhhhhhhhh
and the final characteristic.....
27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]
SIMON LIKES HIM!!!! |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|05:12 pm] |
So its 2009 and im doing my first entry Feb 2009. I've been really slacking on this site, I know I know. I've been doing the whole Facebook thing.
I watched the pilot of "Eastbound & Down" that I DVR'd the other night and I must say I really laughed my ass off. Its produced by Will Ferrell I think, and the general comedy in it kind of reminds me a type of movie/show he would star in, but its more of a raunchier brand of humor. Looking forward to Episode 2 tonight.
Last night Lali dragged me to a country concert with her. The place we went to was really cool and the food was freakin amazing and honestly the singer wound up being not that bad. But the thing that scared me was the crowd of people there and how much I dont belong in a country line dancing bar lol. Not that I have anything against country people, its just weird for me. I think it is funny though how tough some of the guys seem then all of the sudden they start singing along to the love songs haha. I do really really love "alternative/country" like Ryan Adams, Kathleen Edwards etc... I just cant drag myself all the way and hear another song about a pickup truck, tractor or dog lol. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2008|08:26 am] |
Ahhhhh Football is here
Well next Sunday officially, but I was at the Pre-Season game last night at the Linc with my favorite father in law, the Gambler. He is a Jet fan and we played the Jets.
I didnt expect the lots to be as crowded as they were as we creeped down Pattison Ave towards the Wachovia Center. We could not get into the Linc lot because it was all reserved pretty much so we parked across the street, for a mere $20, where the Flyers and Sixers play. We found a spot next to an SUV with Eagle flags stuck to both driver and passenger windows. I got out of the car and the campfire smell hit my nose. They had a table set up with all kinds of food, drinks and such. There were little kids playing football everywhere. It was a cool scene.
We went inside and immediately upon entering the wonderful aroma of Chickies and Petes Crab Fries hit me, mixed with a nice backdrop smell of hotdogs and soft pretzels. (This is one of the benefits of Philadelphia being the fattest city in the USA, we have the best food)
The game was fun, we lost but it was a good time, especially the Rocky montage they showed before the game to get everyone pumped. The Gambler had fun and so did I. Even though Brett Favre didnt play it was cool getting to see him up close.
Bring on the reg season! |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|02:36 pm] |
R.I.P Leroi Moore
My favorite Leroi solo is from the video below, enjoy
We will miss you Roi, you were so smooth man
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[May. 7th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/16186311/detail.html
Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. "I don't think that folks are aware this is going on," Stoner told Channel 2 in April. "It's mainly, from what I can tell, particularly targeted to minority communities."
How can a dude named Doug Stoner be AGAINST selling Pot Candy to Minors? |
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| TOP 20 |
[May. 6th, 2008|10:08 am] |
In a recent "Entertainment Weekly" magazine, Stephen King revealed his TOP 20 songs on ITunes that he plays while he is working, writing I guess. So I figured hey, I can do that, what a good idea. So here are my current TOP 20 songs on ITunes that I am enjoying, again, not TOP 20 of all time, because who really can chisel those in stone? Our favorites always change, and if you are reading this, I would love to hear your TOP 20 also. Maybe I'll discover one of your songs, and maybe you'll decide to try one of mine, who knows. I doubt Lali will try ANY of mine since she hates my music haha, love you brat. Thats how the best songs sometimes are discovered. Enjoy.
20. "I'll Be Around" by The Spinners - An amazing piece of Motown Soul. Such an honest song too with a simple message: Hey, if ya need me, ill be there, ill be around.
19. "It's the Night Time" by Josh Rouse - This is from his album titled Nashville and for anyone whos been there, this IS the sound of Nashville's Alt-Country movement that I am so in love with. I'm not a country fan, but an Acoustic Alternative song with some twang in the background seems to do it for me.
18. "Jack & Diane" by John Mellencamp - I actually have an Uncle Jack and Aunt Diane, unfortunately they are brother and sister so it doesnt really work haha. But a great summer song to drive to. Cmon lets go suck on a chilly dog outside the tasty freeze. I love that this song has like 4 different choruses too.
17. "If You Don't Know Me By Now" by Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes - Ahhhhh Philly Soul. How can you go wrong with a band with this name? I grew up on this song, its one of my father's favorites, and has now grown into one of mine. One of the best love songs.
16. "I'm Your Captain" by Grand Funk Railroad - Always brings me back to a pot filled car, filled with my friends, riding around the back streets in my old neighboorhood on a summer night and being 20 years old. Ahhh youth lol.
15. "Father Figure" by George Michael - My fav song by him. Powerful. Not sure how else to describe it.
14. "1234" by Feist - Cute playful little song. The part that gets me is when she holds the "You know who you areeeeeeeeeeee" at the end. LOVE IT.
13. "Pictures of You" by The Cure - I hated HP for putting this song in their commercial at first, but it grew on me. I have always been a huge fan of The Cure. Disintegration is probly in my TOP 10 albums of all time. And you gotta love the episode of South Park with Robert Smith and Kyle yelling "Disintegration is the best album ever!"
12. "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals - Kinda cool hearing everything a girl thinks when she meets a boy she likes. This one always brings me back to Goodfellas too.
11. "Love Takes the Best of You" by Catie Curtis - Before Madonna and Angelina decided to adopt their kids and be cool, Catie wrote this song. And I am not sure if Madonna and Angelina mean what they say, but I'd bet my life Catie means every word she says in this song about adopting with her partner.
10. "What About Everything?" by Carbon Leaf - This one asks some of the best questions in life. What about aliens? What about the ring? (Lali's fav question) What about the moon and stars?
9. "Is There A Ghost?" by Band of Horses - Who says you have to write a ton of lyrics? Say what you have to say.
8. "Tennessee" by Arrested Development - Groovin to this cassette was so much fun. Before everyone went and got all Gangsta, there was just the rythym, the beat, the words, the groove. AD had it. A game of Horseshooooooes.
7. "That's How I Knew This Story Would Break My Heart" by Aimee Mann - Heard this one in the movie Jersey Girl and fell in love with it. Learning it on piano now.
6. "4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)" by Bruce Springsteen - You really didnt think I'd have a Top 20 with no Boss right? Cmon im from Jersey. The Jersey Shore was never described more perfectly. And with the recent passing of Danny Federici I have alot more respect for the accordian parts in this song that he played so beautifully.
5. "Old Time Sake" by Kathleen Edwards - Probably my favorite female singer at the moment. And this Alt-Country gem is perfect for the drive home at 1am if you just want something chill.
4. "Take a Bow" by Madonna - I miss this Madonna and hate the new one.
3. "Hey Now" by Crowded House - Dying to do this one at Karaoke somewhere. "Now I'm walkin again to the beat of a drum, and I'm countin the steps to the door of your heart". Bravo.
2. "Touch My Body" by Mariah - Love the song, love the video. Lali loves me trying to sing it. Great "background" song too ahem :)
1. "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart - The ultimate summer love song without really being a love song in my opinion. I love the fact that he says "in my eyes your everything" then ends the song with "i wish i never seen your face". But isnt that how things work out sometimes? And the guitar picking at the end with Rod coming out and yellin MAGGGGIE. Rules. I don't care of Rod is 102 he can still rock. |
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| The Adventures of Yesterday |
[Apr. 4th, 2008|06:38 am] |
So I have to share what happened to me yesterday it was pretty comical.
Get out of work an hour early, head home to my apt. Let myself in and get the mail. Realize there is dry cat food that the devil spilled all over the bedroom most likely while doing one of her psychotic sprints through the apt. I say "oh darn id better clean that mess with my dust buster thingie"........said dust buster thingie is in my car. I grab my car keys, which at the moment i had seperated from my apt keys. I shut my apt dooor and left it unlocked but forgot to bring my keys for the outside door to the lobby and hence im SOL. So I'm locked out. I make fun of people all day at my job for locking their keys in the car and now the joke's on me.
I walk around my building to see if the door on the other side was open, but NOPE no luck. Oh by the way I only had socks on my shoes were in the apt so that made it even funnier. So I notice my car is the only one outside meaning no one else is home for me to ring to open the outside door. I walk, painfully, across the gravel to the landlords place and ring and ring and ring and no answer. I jump in my car, shoeless and with no wallet and no licence and drive over to my parents house to call Lali, because of course I was cell-phoneless as well, which in todays world really feels like you are missing an ARM if you leave your cell phone somewhere its scary it feels like its part of you.
I get to my parents house, I use the bathroom (finally) and they have gone down to see my brother in Carolina so no one is home there. I call Lali and tell her where I am and what is going on.
I head BACK to my apt complex and decide to try my Scottish landlord again. HE is coming down the steps I am saved! He opens the door and I tell him I need to be let in to the lobby door, he looks down and says "where are your shoes" and I laugh for a second and say "in my apt dont ask". He tells me to hang on and walks back up his steps to get the master key and tells me he will drive me over. He walks out of his office and says "ya know thats the stupidest thing I ever seen".....I stop for a minute and go "uhhh yea im pretty dumb for doing this I..."
"Nah I mean Oprah today, its so stupid there is a pregnant man on"
"uhhhhhh oh? wow"
we get in our seperate cars and drive to building C
he lets me in but reminds me to put Channel 7 on to see the pregnant man on Oprah........1 hour later I am back where I belong
the cats look at me like "good job dad we were wondering what took you so long, how about some fuckin food asshole"
I open the fancy feast and feed them and hear them mumble "stupid prick" |
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| "Oh Chikezie" (sung to the tune of Oh My Darlin Clementine) |
[Mar. 27th, 2008|08:07 am] |
Oh Chikezie Oh Chikezie Oh Chikezie whyd ya go?
There are other far worse singers
Oh Chikezie whyd ya go
Jason Castro Jason Castro
How the hell'd he get to stay
If he takes another puff
He can ride the dragon and fly away
David Cook now David Cook now
Are ya freakin kiddin me
I still cant believe he did
an acoustic version of billy jean
Archuleta Archuleta
its a long and winding road
at least ya did the beatles justice
but im not sure when you'll go
Michael Johns now Michael Johns now
We will rock you! Killer Queen
im still waiting to hear some bohemian
Rhapsodyyyyyyy
Ramielle now Ramielle now
shes so tiny its kinda cute
she could dress like a little fairy
sing with Castro and play the flute
kristy leigh cook kristy leigh cook
was told to be a country girl
but ya cant do country beatles
silly kristy stupid girl
carly irish girl carly irish girl
have ya seen me lucky charms
well ya shake it like a shamrock
your my winner irish girl
brooke white now brooke white now
carly simons secret kid
your annoying i cant stand ya
your so vain ya make me sick
hey syesha hey syesha
thought your yesterday was pretty good
but you wont see many tomorrows
soon mercado's gone for good
Oh chikezie oh chikezie
loved your Luther song alot
makes me sick to see ya go
wish ya could have kept your spot
thats my song now thats my song now
gotta go find paula's pills
simon rules and as for randy
hes my dawg dog heather mills
(heather mills was the only thing i could think of that rhymed with pills...........ahem sorry) |
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| Dude, run |
[Mar. 25th, 2008|12:45 pm] |
Everyone be sure to watch Ghost Hunters tomorrow night on SciFi at 9pm they will be featuring the Cashtown Inn at Gettysburg, PA. My Aunt and Uncle have stayed there a bunch of times and experienced crazy paranormal things. Everything from sights, sounds, smells and audio. I know the last 2 weeks have kinda sucked and they havent found much but I think this week is gonna be really good, well I hope so.
I'm planning on going to the Cashtown with them next time they go, and if LALI is brave enough, her and Niki might be coming too. Lali wants to stay down the street at a Days Inn cause shes a wuss.
Theres a place in Bristol, PA on the banks of the Delaware I am thinking about writing in as a place for them to visit. On SciFi's website they are accepting submissions for places you think are haunted and every Thanksgiving my family and I go to this place called the King George Inn. It dates way back into Colonial Times and George Washington has eaten there. Take a look at the website http://www.brtstage.com/ and read the history of the place its pretty interesting.
And if you are planning on staying up late tomorrow night keep SciFi on for Destination Truth right after Ghost Hunters, the main guy is hilarious and sometimes its pretty interesting stuff. |
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